The Law of … (So true)
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
At any event, the people whose seats are furtherest from the aisle arrive
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.