The 1st kind of sex is called … Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called …

A successful rancher died and left everything to his  devoted  wife.
She   was a  very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place   an ad in the newspaper …

Twee groot wit haaie swem in die see en sien ‘n skip wat sink.
“Volg my, seun” sê pappa haai vir sy seun en hulle swem tot by die skip.
“Eers  swem  ons  om  die mense in …

Lipstick in School (You’ve got to love this principal)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick …