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Goegap Nature Reserve
August 14, 2010 – 1:27 am | 2 Comments
Goegap Nature Reserve

Goegap Nature Reserve lies 15km south-east of Springbok in Namakwaland and covers about 15000ha. The name Goegap is derived from the Nama word for waterhole.

The reserve encompasses the typical granite koppies and sandy plains of Namakwaland. It …

Koos die Eskimo
August 7, 2010 – 10:17 pm | One Comment
Koos die Eskimo

Koos was gatvol vir Suid-Afrika;  die misdaad;  sy werk in die polisie;  die verkeer in Johannesburg;  al die mense net waar jy kyk.
Hy bedank sy werk en emigreer na Kanada.
Die noorde van Kanada, daar waar …

Seven Kinds Of Sex
July 25, 2010 – 11:36 pm | No Comment
Seven Kinds Of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called … Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called …

Two Cowboys
July 25, 2010 – 11:31 pm | No Comment
Two Cowboys

A successful rancher died and left everything to his  devoted  wife.
She   was a  very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place   an ad in the newspaper …

Haai Wysheid
July 25, 2010 – 11:26 pm | No Comment
Haai Wysheid

Twee groot wit haaie swem in die see en sien ‘n skip wat sink.
“Volg my, seun” sê pappa haai vir sy seun en hulle swem tot by die skip.
“Eers  swem  ons  om  die mense in …

Lipstick in School – teach them well
July 12, 2010 – 10:35 am | No Comment
Lipstick in School – teach them well

Lipstick in School (You’ve got to love this principal)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick …

40 South Africanisms you should know
June 27, 2010 – 11:52 pm | No Comment
40 South Africanisms you should know

BABBELAS (BUBBLE-US): Hangover. Usage: “Jeez, I had too many dops last night. I’ve got a hectic babbelas.”
BAKKIE (BUCKY): What Americans would term a “pick-up”. A two-seater light vehicle with an open rear cargo area. The rear is …

VERY Brave Man Jokes…
June 27, 2010 – 11:41 pm | No Comment
VERY Brave Man Jokes…

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
What should …

Hoe Om Jou Huis Te Beveilig As Jy Te "Broke" Is Vir 'N Security Alarm…
June 27, 2010 – 11:29 pm | No Comment
Hoe Om Jou Huis Te Beveilig As Jy Te "Broke" Is Vir 'N Security Alarm…

1. Gaan na jou naaste tweede handse klere winkel en koop n gebruikte stel ”Steel Point Boots” verkieslik size 14-16.
2. Plaas dit op jou stoep langs ‘n paar lee bier blikke gepaart met ‘n …

Rear Windscreen Sticker! Special!!!
June 18, 2010 – 9:18 am | No Comment
Rear Windscreen Sticker! Special!!!

We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had a President Zuma rear windscreen on it. It read: “Pray for Our President Zuma Psalm 109:8″.
My husband’s Bible was lying on …